SATURDAY 17 MAY
THURSDAY 17 JUL
SATURDAY 09 AUGUST
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully
controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be
full of shit!
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a
public service.
DONT FUCK WITH MINE... AND I WONT FUCK WITH YOURS